Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Death is a motherfucker with a dark sense of humor...

Well, it wasn't bad enough that Carrie Fisher died yesterday, but holy shit, now a day later her mother strokes out and dies too? What the fuck is going on?!?!?!!?
Death, you are a fucking asshole. Seriously, just a dark, maudlin asshole. Couldn't you just wait a little bit for her to at least bury her daughter and then let her kick the bucket after a few weeks of grief? What the shit? Jesus had a quota to fill before 2016 was over and told you to go collect or else? You're a dick.
Like I said yesterday, this mortality shit is overrated? I realize that we as teeny tiny organisms on a blue mud-hole in an unknown solar system parked somewhere in the middle of the Orion Arm of the Milky Way galaxy and that our existences have basically occurred in the last 5 seconds of the cosmic time clock, and that we have a lifespan of about 80 years or so. But would it have killed the creator to inject a little more life-force into our meager water sacks to sort of extend that a little bit? I'm not greedy, say 200 - 500 years? I think a half a millennium tops is reasonable? You stay young and vital of around 35 years of age and you live to 500 and then drop dead without notice. Just like that. I'm cool with that. Le sigh!!! Anyway, sorry to see you go like this Debbie. It was wantonly unfair and death is a jerk. Oh well. See you on the other side. Say hi to Carrie for us. We miss her already and you can take a bow for living a life well lived without scandal and being beloved by all. Farewell.

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Princess Leia is dead. Long Live Princess Leia. /sad emoji

Well, as I get older, I realize that my mortality is something that is being thrust at me in ways I don't expect or want or need. Go away mortality!!! But it isn't that easy. It is with a heavy heart that today I found out that a childhood crush and big screen heroine has passed into the great beyond. Carrie Fisher, daughter of Eddie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds has died from complication due to a massive heart attack that struck her on a flight from London to the states. I can't imagine what it's like to be Debbie Reynolds, who is in her mid 80's to know that she has outlived her daughter.
Carrie Fisher wasn't overtly beautiful, but she was pretty. There was a type of dowdiness/mousiness in the 70's that was attractive back then. Think Linda Ronstadt as a comparative.
However, given her immense success in Star Wars and her often overlooked role in The Blues Brothers as the revenge seeking AR15 wielding stalker of Jim Belushi's character, Jake Elwood, she was always going to be type cast no matter what. Even as an author and screenwriter, she couldn't escape her the role of a lifetime that made her. A lot of actors bemoan the type casting of movie/TV roles that they get. Mark Hamill is another Star Wars alum that bemoaned his typecasting as Luke Skywalker, but going on to other successful roles as a voice actor and not really 'making' it on the big screen anymore. Although he has no problem coming back for a big payout to play Luke Skywalker again in the new movies. I digress. Miss Fisher also lived a hard Hollywood lifestyle of parties, booze, drugs, and radical leftism. That life caught up with her and I suspect the irreparable damage that living this way will do to your body caught up with her on that fateful flight. You can't live that kind of life and walk away unscathed. You just can't. Go ask George Michael how that worked out for him. Oh wait. But that ever nagging asshole called Death is always lurking and sniffing around your perimeter just waiting for you to fuck up somehow and when you do, he is there to greet with you open arms. She eventually cleaned her act up, but it left her scarred and it showed.
Even poor Linda Ronstadt hasn't fared as well. Poor dear.
In any case, Carrie, you will be missed. I'm glad you were able to finish up filming the next star wars movie and that you are somewhere with Anakin, Han, Obi Wan, and those fucking meritocracy based midichlorian assholes that convey the force to people they think are worthy. Forever Princess Leia and the eternal crush I'll have of you in that bikini. RAWR!!! Shalom and Live Long and Prosper.

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Necroviving this blog. Yes, I just made up a word.

So now that Trump will be our president soon and with California pulling more stupid shit on it's citizens daily, also the fact that I now have a shit-ton of time to dedicate to giving you my opinions on all matters that come out of my demented skull, I'm thinking that I might Necrovive aka resurrect this blog, The Busy Bee Blog. I've been a very busy bee for a while and I can assure you that if Hillary won, you would never have heard from me again. This is not a ponderous decision, just something I've been mulling in the wake of Trump becoming president, a new sense of optimism I haven't seen since Reagan and I'd like to get in my say so on the comings and goings of the intersection of California life and politics with a Trump presidency. As always, you will get an utterly unadulterated point of view from me. I don't white wash shit, I don't beat around the bush (unless it was Kate Beckinsales bush), and I will hit hard at the Radical Marxist Progressive Collectivists in California and around the country. But particularly that odious piece of shit, Gavin Newsom, who fancies himself the next governor of California, who's sole mission will be to drive the 2nd amendment out of California along with a democrat super-majority in the state house and senate. Republicans in this state are nothing more than furniture at this point. They just show up to get sat on. Two massive geographical regions control this state, the Los Angeles Basin and the entirety of the bay area. These two regional locals are what is wrong with this state. They control it all basically. From California's 55 electoral votes, so it's majority of representation in the state house and senate. San Diego is not to far behind. I think it went blue this election. The Silicon Valley Retards (SRV's) think they can secede from the union because Trump is president. They have it all wrong. Conservatives have been trying to find a way to secede from California and break up this humongously mismanaged state. This state is too big to manage and with out of touch Sacramento being the catalyst for all of these onerous laws that shackle the citizen from taxes to the 2A to regulatory predation. So I'm throwing down the gauntlet. I'm open for business again and some of these California shit-heels are in my sights.